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(Part of our series counting down the top ten videogames of 2008 -- with interruptions for the most disappointing and most overrated -- according to Variety critics Leigh Alexander, Tom Chick, Chris Dahlen and Ben Fritz. Full details are here. To check out the rest of the list, click here. Most importantly, vote for your favorite games of 2008 in the Cut Scene reader awards here.)
These are not games we thought were bad, or even disappointing. They're the videogames that Variety's critics found fell the shortest of what most other critics and/or the public thought. It also, interestingly, the only category in this whole process in which all four of us agree about a game.
Chris Dahlen
Grand Theft Auto IV (Rockstar / Rockstar North)
It’s a lie to say that sandbox games let the player “do anything they want”; they still have an underlying vision, as we saw in "Fallout 3." So what’s "GTA IV’s" vision? That the American Dream ain’t perfect? That consumerism infects our lives? That talk radio lies to us? This is dimestore cynicism. It’s easy to admire the parts – the drunk effects, the jazz fusion station, the consistently interesting mission design, the Ricky Gervais cameo, and the way the cars go so much faster when you hit the highlife. But the sum ain’t there.
LittleBigPlanet (Sony / Media Molecule)
A niche game for budding game designers, disguised as an all-ages, endless dreamscape. And here’s a question: why do the games that bet big on user-generated content consistently expect users to dive into specialized skills such as platformer level design, puzzlecrafting, or 3-D modeling, when the two types of content that real life people actually put on the web – text, and photographs – are neglected?
Castle Crashers (The Behometh)
It’s not like me to bash an indie. But "Castle Crashers’" single-player campaign was repetitive and undistinguished, and four-player co-op was good for maybe an hour – an hour that’s now better spent with "Left4Dead."
Ben Fritz
Fallout 3 ( Bethesda Softworks / Bethesda)
When fans rattle off all the awesome things they saw and did in “Fallout 3,” I can hardly argue. But I don’t understand why all the tedious, old-fashioned RPG tasks in between don’t bother them more. Whether I’m agonizing over how to distribute all my points and perks after finding out I made a bunch of bad choices the last time I leveled up, working through a dialogue tree with one of the information repositories known as “people,” struggling with the mediocre combat, or just trying to find the stuff I need so I can move on, 80% of “Fallout 3” is a slog to get to the 20% that’s actually worth experiencing.
LittleBigPlanet (Sony / Media Molecule)
The ultimate problem with “LittleBigPlanet” is that it’s impressive, but nothing more. Wow, sackboy is cute. Damn, those level-building tools are remarkably easy to use. Holy cow, that user created level looks just like a working calculator / a lamborghini / “Duck Hunt” / “God of War.” But there’s nothing remotely engaging about the experience, unless you’re in that small minority with dozens of hours to kill and the desire to make an awesome platforming level.
Patapon (Sony / Sony)
The fact that you push four buttons to a beat and everything's really cute doesn't make up for the fact that this is a painfully simple RTS with absolutely no substance.
Leigh Alexander
Professor Layton and the Curious Village (Nintendo / Level 5)
Why are charming little animations an excuse to glorify the sort of dull school workbook designed expressly to validate Mensa wannabes?
LittleBigPlanet (Sony / Media Molecule)
It's adorable, I'm heartened by the vision behind it and couldn't be more impressed with Media Molecule and its beautiful execution. But at the end of the day, I'm a fan of video games because I want the professionals to make them for me. I don't want to make video games, I don't really care what my "friends from the Internet" have made, and I often wonder how many people really do care -- and how many people just leapt on board the bandwagon of positive sentiment surrounding an effort they admired.
Tom Chick
Grand Theft Auto IV (Rockstar / Rockstar North)
One of the most amazing realizations of a real-world-ish place and one of my favorite games this year. Also the setting for a poorly told
story and uninspired gameplay, and the subject of a system-shattering
PC port.
LittleBigPlanet (Sony / Media Molecule)
Awesome graphics! And those little sack people are so cute I could just eat them up! Now where's the game? 
Braid (Number None)
This is not a game that moves and it's not very accessible. You need to have a stomach for old-school platformers and mental brick walls. Which is a shame, because the place Braid eventually goes is sublime.
Coming Monday morning: The best videogame(s) of 2008
The new year brings our 23rd monthly Session, a.k.a. Beer Blogging Friday, crashing into being like a newborn. The previous year is often portrayed as old, decrepit man and the new year a bouncing baby, filled with the infinite possibilities that youth brings with another 363 days of 2008 stretching out in front of us. And that essentially, is what this Session is about. Hosted by Brewmiker (a.k.a. Beerme) at Beer and Firkins, he wonders aloud what the new year will bring to the world of beer and what lessons you may have learned in the year just past, though I’ll let him tell you what he means.
It seems that change is a theme the entire world is dealing with at the moment. Hope for a better future seems also to be on the minds of many. The topic for the next edition of The Session, hosted by [Brewmiker], will be a New Year theme. I would like to write about the yearly mix of the hope for the new rising out of the ashes of the old, as it relates to … beer.
Specifically, what will you miss about 2008 (feel free to list your tasting notes, if that item is a particular beer) and what do you expect will excite you most in 2009, in the “Beer World”? (again, if that is a beer, what about it is special and worthy of being excited about?)
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I confess that I’m not entirely certain how to even approach this question. I don’t think I ever consider the transition from one year to the next in terms of what beers I had last year or which I think I might like to try the next. I tend to take them as they come. Unlike wine and some spirits, they’re aren’t very many beers that are vintage dated. So I rarely find myself lamenting the loss of some vintage beer, though it does happen. I wouldn’t mind a few more bottles of Russian River’s Damnation Batch 23, or a Thomas Hardy 1977, for example. But by and large, beer doesn’t change that much from year to year. In fact that consistency is what most brewers strive for.
Of course, there are plenty of small batch one-off beers, that is beers that are only made once and are very limited. Some are anniversary beers, some are collaborations and some are just for the hell of it. While I very much enjoy the opportunity to try one of these, and will often go out of my way to track them down, there are very few I anticipate unless I’ve heard about one from someone else or from a press release (which are notoriously absent for limited edition beers). |
While I am eternally fascinated with calendars, dates and anything, really, to do with time, I just don’t think of beer in those terms.
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Is there a mood of phoenix-like hope this year? Probably for some people, as the words “hope” and “change” have been thrown around politically for the last several months leading up to our most recent Presidential election. For me, I can only muster cautious optimism. As pleased as I am with the change in administrations looming — and I am pleased — I also fear that the problems our new Prez will be facing are too daunting to respond to quick or inexpensive fixes. The outgoing regime left behind a nation in shambles (including many 11th hour parting gifts). Has there ever been a greater eight-year swing from surplus to deficit? And no matter what he does to raise money to reduce it, Conservatives will say Obama is the tax and spend liberal they’ve always accused him of, contracting a severe but convenient case of political amnesia as to who caused those problems. That’s my prediction for the new year’s political landscape; things will get worse before they get better, assuming that will in fact actually get better. I’m hopeful, but only in the classical sense of Pandora’s Box. When all the evil has been unleashed into the world, hope is all that remains. For some reason I’ve always been drawn to that story. As cynical as I am (and have almost always been) the concept of hope has usually allowed me to avoid sinking into abject nihilism. But the very fact that hope is essentially at the forefront of political thought I find oddly discomforting, precisely because it’s an emotion of desperation. When there’s nothing left to cling to, hope is all there is. |
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Or perhaps that should be “hops” is all there is. One possible positive effect of the economy bottoming out is beer will become the affordable luxury for millions of people looking for a little temporary joy in otherwise bleak times. If craft brewers can seize the opportunity and work to present and persuade people that their hand-crafted artisan beers are the equal of many wines — but at a fraction of the cost — then perhaps small boutique brewers can increase their market share. It may seem counter-intuitive but selling less at a higher price (and at higher margins) will yield higher profits. That’s what wine and spirits have been doing for years, while big breweries who rely on volume have convinced most people that beer is a cheap commodity unworthy of true premium pricing. But now the conditions may be ripe for the rise of craft beer in the time recession, a.k.a. 2009.
There’s little I’ll miss personally from 2008, a miserly little year that took more than it gave. I still have a garage full of beer that needs to be sample before summer begins baking it. That should keep me busy for a few months and I’d certainly rather be writing about the beer than the politics, business and neo-prohibitionist issues that seem to be occupying so much of my time lately. I suppose that’s my overall resolution for the coming year. More beer, less not beer.
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MOVIE BUZZ: The upcoming Norwegian horror film Dead Snow (aka Død Snø) has all the elements - zombies, Nazis, and of course, sexy students - for the makings of a great horror film. In the movie, which is currently playing at Sundance, a hoard of Nazi zombies get all riled up when a bunch of students come to party up in their mountains, where they've held out since World War 2. It releases September 09.
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What if I told you that there was a magical place where you could buy single bottles of hundreds of craft beers in bottles ranging from 12 ounces to 750ml? What if I told you that place had a walk-in beer color that carried these same beers at ready-to-drink temperatures? What if I told you this place also had brewing supplies, from liquid yeast to propane burners? What if I told you that this magical place was in Iowa?
Why, you’d call me Beer Crazy.

Beer Crazy is no Belmont Station, but it is pretty impressive by midwest standards. As a rule, most places I’ve visited in Iowa are loathe to break up a six-pack, even higher-end grocery stores (don’t even think about asking at a liquor store). Sure, you can buy a tall-boy of Bud Icy Freeze at the suggestively-named Kum-N-Go (believe it!), but ask to make a mixed six at Gateway Market, and the clerks look at you as if you’d asked to borrow a puppy for target practice.
Cleverly hidden away in a strip mall in suburban Urbandale, Iowa, Beer Crazy stocks a wide variety of brews, from Belgian standards like Chimay and Duvel, but really shines in their regional offerings. I made up a couple of six-packs containing beers from Bell’s (Michigan), Left Hand (Colorado), Breckenridge (Colorado), Fort Colins (Colorado), Millstream (Amana, Iowa), Old Capitol (Iowa City, Iowa), Boulevard (Kansas City, MO), and Brau Brothers (Lucan, Minnesota).
Of these, the Bell’s beers were far and away my favorites. I picked up some Kalamazoo Stout (had a dry smokiness I wasn’t expecting, but enjoyed), Special Double Cream Stout (again, a little on the dry side, and a wee bit bitter, but tasty), Christmas Ale (similar to Bridgeport’s Ebeneezer, a little spicy on a malty dark base, maybe a bit weaker), and my go-to Midwest IPA: Two Hearted Pale Ale (fabulous in a bottle, even better on tap).

I didn’t explore the homebrew supplies too much, but from what I could see, there was a robust selection of yeast in a sliding-door cooler, and about 20 feet of equipment on shelves 8-10 feet high, and an equal amount of ingredient/kit storage. It’s no Portland/St. Paul homebrew store, but what it lacks in homebrew supplies, it more than makes up for by selling delicious craft brew on premises.

I don’t want to get my mom too excited by saying so, but Des Moines is getting a heck of a lot more livable than it used to be, with great beer bars like El Bait Shop and the Red Monk, and a really uniquely awesome combination bottle/homebrew store in Beer Crazy. I’ll definitely be back (to visit).

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2006. Isn't it still 2006? I got all woozy about 1998 and really never been right since about the year it is. And I have to admit that I gave up worrying about numbers when I last left Chaldea. Numerology is a bit of a mug's game and don't we all know that New Year's Eve parties prove it. But, given the hope that The Session will return to its original program in about 30 days, who am I to break my string of postings? So my look back and look forward.
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Missing About 2008?
Nutting much. Never liked it as soon as I had a good look at it. Calls for lighter flavourable session beers went unheeded. IPAs like Minwax contested with ashtray stouts. Who needs it? And anything I liked I would do again so I ain't gonna miss it. Folks can come visit from time to time if they bring good beer. You know, I didn't travel as much as in 2006 or 2007 and I want to hit the road more. But generally people are nice and I was happy to get fine samples, surprising support from advertisers and sponsors and also humped kegs for the first time in years. See? Nothing much worth anything is expected to go. Remember: life is one warm bath once you hit 43 or so...well, until the Years of Crap begin that is.
Looking forward to 2009?
I have no frigging idea. It is not here yet. I could say I look forward to doing stuff I can't really imagine but that is not very detailed. Yet that is what happens year after year. I don't have any trips planned, I am running low on the good stuff and sooner or later I will panic and dash to New England or Ohio but most likely the same places in NY to stock up again. Hey - maybe I won't have 50,000 extra maltose-based calories that I don't really need. Like that'll happen. Not much chance of that. Hmmm...there gotta be something. Vlogging! That's it!!!
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So there you go. A veritable Carol Burnett show of warm feelings and walks down memory lane. Where's my Barbara Streisand albums? "Memories...like the corners of my mind...misty water-coloured memories...." See you next month when we get back on track. How about some posts about, you know, a beer style? That'd be good. Can't wait.
Buffalo Bills safety and former Gamecock
Ko Simpson was charged with hindering police after he refused to leave
officers alone while they were arresting another man at a Rock Hill bar
on New Year’s Eve.
Rock Hill police officers pulled over a car for speeding in the parking lot of the Celebrations bar at around 2:00am Thursday.
An
incident report says the driver of the car, 28-year-old James Hart, was
arrested for disorderly conduct for arguing with officers.
The
report says at that point a passenger in the car, 25-year-old Dyann
Linen, got out of the car and began yelling at the police, and punched
an officer in the back of the head. Linen was arrested for disorderly
conduct as well.
Officers say as Linen attempted to kick out
the window of the patrol car in which she was being held, 25-year-old
Simpson, who was also a passenger in the car, began yelling at
officers, saying, “I’m Ko Simpson with the Buffalo Bills, I’m worth
millions!” before walking away.
However, the report says
Simpson soon returned and attempted to get to Hart, who was in police
custody. Simpson began screaming at officers again, and was arrested
for hindering police activity.
Simpson was taken to the Rock Hill jail and was freed on a $470 bond.