...has a long, storied, colorful, checkered past. She's corpulent and has performed innumerable sexual favors for little compensation. In the case of your opponents, she's done so for no reason other than the joy of bearing their children. Which leads to No. 9, except in the case of No. 4.
...was born many years before you. Anyone you encounter on Xbox Live may well be in possession of a time machine, and his shrill, preadolescent insults should be received with appropriate respect. Filial piety demands that you let him take your head off with a needlegun.
Chainsaw Bayonet-Mounted Assault Rifle
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