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Jeez, he's actually strapped in there.
"You're not going anywhere until you poop, Mr."
I could use one of those after a night of Taco Bell.
or Chipotle...
or sodomy.
why is he smiling? is this a kid friendly "monkey rocker"?
I order triple servings of their hot sauce before I so much as feel the first tinge of a stomach melting episode
Are those leg shackles? I imagine lifting the roller coaster safety bar and forgetting I was tied to the toilet by my feet. I also wish they had these in bathrooms at theme parks, and they moved around like an old Afterburner arcade game.
mental note: remove pants before applying leg restraints
Thats a good visual. Are you picturing it? Funny.
Since nobody bothered to remove his pants, the seat will fail.
The chair will be unable to successfully disperse the momentum from the impact and it will be forced back into the young lad's body, ripping him into a million dung covered pieces.
Clever font joke.
(Insert clever Verdana joke here)
Okay, quick check... is it okay for me to laugh at this? Are we certain that this kid isn't disabled?
If not, I've got some jokes. If so...I would never laugh at something like this.
Seriously. WHAT THE FUCK. This is why America will fail. Why??? Because parents can't even properly train thier kids to shit. I mean, sure, I've never had kids, and I know its a tough thing to do.. MAYBE THATS WHY I HAVEN'T HAD ANY KIDS YET. Just think of all the crazy fetishes that kids that are forced to use that will end up with, seriously. I mean, who the fuck straps thier kid down to make them shit, honestly?
Someone who has a kid with severe cerebral palsy or similar disability. It's not a question of strapping them down to make them shit, it's so they can sit on the toilet and get it out without falling off.
to the douche who said this is why america will fail: It's for special needs children. I'm starting to wonder why you don't have one.