Pants, you're doing it wrong
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He tied his tie way too long, it's supposed to just touch the belt.
Imagining that guy with a "correctly"-tied tie is about the only thing that could make that picture funnier.
Well, maybe.... but I think it would be funnier if you were in it with him..... maybe not.....
In all fairness to the pants, the guy deserves some of the blame.
Cut him some slack. He's just trying to start a new hip hop fashion trend.
Are you sure you didn't mean cut him some slacks?
he's not gonna weggie out of this one
My stock of puns has been depleated.
Don't be shy, just belt one out.
Don't expect much, he needs to fix the problem with his stockings.
Guys, cut out the bull shirt.
This is actually rather sad - that looks like some part of Africa and he is probably wearing the best pants he could find.
that's racist to assume since he is african he is destitute and on the brink of starvation. looks like a dope outfit to me. look at what the rest of what he's wearing. he's a badass.
seriously though... after looking at that pic several times, I just don't get - well, what sort of pants have a big enough crotch that could contain a torso?
if that's wrong, i don't want to be right.
Still looks better than pants falling below your crotch.
The guy's name is teabag. His nuts start at the end of his ribcage. He carries the kettle around as a warning.
Salesman: Now these pants here... they will make you look much taller, and keep your shirt clean.
This is a knee jerk reaction to the baggy pants movement in the states.
he's getting a leg up on fashion?
Well the upside is, if he ever got into a fight, it wouldn't be long before he could cry foul for his opponent hitting below the belt.
It will catch on in another 5-10 years, and this won't be odd at all.
Remember when people started getting facial piercings, and wearing
those large circular things in their ear lobes?
That doesn't seem odd anymore, so, is this next?
He's either high or wasted.
Or high-waisted.
Doing it wrong? No! Imagine a bully trying to wedgie this guy at school. Joke would totally be on him.
On the contrary, I would go so far as to say that this man has been doing it right his whole life. We could have all saved our buttcracks weeks of torture had we followed this man's example throughout our youth.
I think he's doin' it right.
Dad?
A little background - My dad had a heart condition(artificial valve) and I lived about a quater mile up the road from him. It was impossible for me to miss if he left for the day. Well it was about 1:00 pm and had not left one day. I called three times and there was no answer. I went down there and had to break in(another weird thing), I called out several times my voice getting louder each time. I expected to find him in his office slumped over. he was not there I ran up the stairs when I heard him cough. I got up there and was shocked out of my mind. He had just gotten up and he was in a t-shirt and tighty whities. His underwear was pulled up to his nipples. Un-frickin believable.
I would like to have a beer with that gentleman.
I'm going to buy some trousers, just like those ones.