Extraterrestrial Affairs Commission has video proof of Aliens

The Rocky Mountain News has an article about Jeff Peckman, who says he has 1000% authentic for-reals video proof of the existence of aliens... but you can't see it, at least not until tomorrow. Peckman, who is several shades of bat-shit crazy, is best known in Denver for his initiative to create a Extraterrestrial Affairs Commission to better prepare the Mile High City for the impending alien invasion. The video 'proof' Peckman has is going to be shown to the public tomorrow, which begs the question... If this is actual proof of aliens, why not show it right away, so the local Denver Alien Militia, or whatever it's called, can get out and start sandbagging libraries and fortifying schools like so much Red Dawn.

The actual reason behind the blackout on the video is supposedly because of a legal agreement revolving around a documentary in which the footage was used. The video is said to be authentic after being viewed by a Professor (read: part-time Denver Community College instructor).

I'm looking forward to whatever 'proof' this nut-job shows tomorrow, I'm sure it'll be good for a few laughs...

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